Four!!! The perfect gift for any golf fan - a putting green shaped, 200 page sticky notepad, just the thing for taking messages whilst dreaming of being out on the course instead of being sat at your desk, which lets face it, isn't a 'hole' lot of fun! The 18th Hole Notepad comes complete with an 18th hole flag which cleverly doubles up as a pen! Get yourself a hole in one every time!
Aside from the bad puns, its also bad joke day here at RED5 so he's one we wrote earlier!
Bill was 26 over par by the eighth hole; he had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough. When his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt, Bill exploded.
"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" he screamed.
"I doubt it," replied the caddy. "That would be too much of a coincidence.