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Are you a father that feels taken for granted? Does it seem like your sole existence is to drive the rest of your family to various places with little signs of gratitude? Are you seen less of a Dad and more of the family Chauffer? If this is you we’ve got good news as from now on the rules have changed! Now every lift comes at a cost. For example once the destination has been reached the passenger must take a payment card. On this card is the fare which includes payment in the form of cleaning their room or complementing you on your dress sense for the week!
Terms of carriage now also apply, such as:
- Criticising the driver is prohibited. Any inferred violation of his command of ‘the knowledge’ or driving ability is punishable by forceful ejection.
- Dads cabs may be unavailable during certain sporting events, weather conditions, television programmes, etc (this list is non exhaustive)
- Failure of payment may result in withdrawal of pocket funds or confinement to ones abode.
Now that all seems fair to us!
(if the above applies to you in all but the fact your are not the father of the house there is no need to worry. Dads cabs also comes with ‘Mums’ and ‘Family’ cab signs).
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