Cheesus Christ

If you’ve cut endless amounts of tomatoes without an apparition of Jesus Christ then we have the next best thing. It won’t turn water in to wine, heal the sick or walk on water (it might float but we’ve not tested it!), however it will grate as much cheese as your heart desires.  Our ‘grate’ Lord has come to deliver us the best cheese sandwich (and also from evil).

It looks and works exactly like a normal hand held cheese grater but with our saviours face across the middle, thus making Swiss cheese even more holy; and because we love our RED5 followers, on the back of the pack there is a scroll reading out a cheese related version of the lord’s prayer, for all you cheesy addicts.