Desktop Toys & USB Gadgets

Whether at home, or in the office, work can be an incredibly dull place, especially when you have to spend 8 hours staring at a screen. What you need is a distraction - and we might just be able to help you out. Our collection of gadgets for your desktop are a great way to kill time after a Friday pub lunch, or when you're looking for inspiration while wrestling with your novel.

  1. Desk Bunny Scissors & Clips

    Hop on the desk

    Desk Bunny Scissor & Clips

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    £19.95
    The majority of people would love to take their pet to work. The idea of their best friends sitting by their side all day is a lovely thought. Not only do you have some excellent company for the day but you get to show off your furry friend to the masses. This seems like an awesome idea until you re...
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  2. Dead Tidy Desk Organiser

    It's dead handy

    Dead Tidy Desk Organiser

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    £6.95
    If your desk looks more like a crime scene than a workplace, covered in clutter and mess with only a lack of blood keeping you from being locked up, then you may want to invest in a new organiser that is reasonably fun to use. The Dead Tidy Desk Tidy keeps your workspace clear of the chaos of unfil...
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  3. Back To School Desk Tidy

    Old school storage

    Back To School Desk Tidy

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    £12.95
    Once upon a time there was no such thing as interactive white boards, overhead projectors, or electronic registers. It was a blackboard, chalk, and an abacus to help out in maths! It wasn’t all bad though, for example the school desks were particular tidy. Everything had its place, its own com...
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  4. Back To School Pen Holder

    Retro test tube rack

    Back To School Pen Holder

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    £9.95
    Wires, pens, paperwork: your desk has become a minefield of clutter and it’s a miracle that you can find anything. To help we have found these retro test tube racks which handily double as desk tidys keeping your workspace slightly more organised. Styled to look just like the ones you would f...
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  5. Love Birds

    The original tweeters

    Love Birds

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    £10.00

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    Add a little more life into your home with these adorable Love Birds. This cheerful couple are so in love, they’ve vowed never to leave this branch in fear of losing each other. Awww! Happily perched in their favourite place, the two sound reactive birds will greet your friends with realistic...
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  6. Moustache Eraser Pencil Set

    An instant moustache in seconds

    Moustache Eraser Pencil Set

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    £2.95

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    Follicly challenged people of the world now you too can join the moustache community with the hilarious Moustache Erasers. Simply pop on to the pencils provided, lift underneath the nose, et voila! Instant moustache! Featuring the classic handlebar and Hogan styles, it’s on the spot sophistic...
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  7. Mini Volcano

    Much safer than the real thing

    Mini Volcano

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    £14.95
    Volcanos are an awe inspiring sight to see, especially when they are erupting. The problem is they really need to be observed from a distance......a very long distance. The Desktop Volcano allows you to get up close without running the risk of being incinerated by flowing molten lava. This volcano h...
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  8. 3 in 1 LED Touch Pen

    Pen, light and stylus

    3 in 1 LED Touch Pen

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    £5.95
    Multi-purpose is a word we all love to hear. Something that is meant for only one job but can in reality take on a lot of tasks is never a bad thing. One cool gadget that has multi-purposes is the 3 in 1 LED Touch Pen. Not only is it a ball point pen, oh no! It doubles, sorry triples, as a soft tip...
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  9. Erasable Memo Pad With 4 Port USB

    Now you see it....

    Erasable Memo Pad With 4 Port USB

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    £9.95
    Combining two useful features, the Erasable Memo Pad is sure to be the business man’s best friend (no, really)! Not only does it provide a more eco-friendly way of taking notes (you won’t be killing as many trees), but it also offers 4 extra USB ports for your computer or laptop. Once y...
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  10. Air Mail Catapult

    Gets the message across

    Air Mail Catapult

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    £3.95

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    Imagine this, you’re at the office on another boring day and need to get some paper work to your colleague at the other side of the room. You could get up and hand it to them but that’s a lot of effort. You could try to shout them over but they probably won’t because they’re ...
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  11. Pencil Sabers

    Sharpen your sabre skills

    Pencil Sabers

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    £1.95

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    Thanks to a sci-fi saga of men in dressing gowns fighting men with masks using glowing sabres, we can no longer pick up a stick without making the  (probably trade marked!) ‘vrmmmmmmmm’ sound effects. If your imaginative skills aren’t up to much then maybe the Pencil Sabers c...
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  12. Mimobot 4GB USB

    Saving the days work

    Mimobot 4GB USB

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    Mimobots are the funnest, coolest, and definitely the best around in the world of USB flash drives. Tough on crime but cuter than a baby monkey riding on a pig, the Mimobots are here to save you from the mind-numbing pain that is your work. What could be better than having your favourite super hero ...
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  13. Nanodots

    Really attractive!

    Nanodots

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    Please note: Due to the strength of the magnets, this product is strictly 18+ Jobs are boring, but sadly we need them to pay for more exciting stuff in life. Unfortunately there is nothing we can do about that, but we can give you cool stuff to keep you occupied and to fiddle with whilst the hours ...
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  14. Desktop Drum Set

    'Badum tish'!

    Desktop Drum Set

    3 Review(s) | Add Your Review

    £12.95
    This Desktop Drum Kit is easily one of the most addictive products we’ve played with recently. No one can resist having a go once they’ve seen it, even the most unlikely of rock stars! Unlike many desktop drum sets, this one is an actual 3D set of drums with a stand, rather than a touch...
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  15. 18th Hole Note Pad

    The perfect notepad 'four' any golf fan

    18th Hole Note Pad

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    £2.95

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    Four!!! The perfect gift for any golf fan - a putting green shaped, 200 page sticky notepad, just the thing for taking messages whilst dreaming of being out on the course instead of being sat at your desk, which lets face it, isn't a 'hole' lot of fun! The 18th Hole Notepad comes complete with an 18...
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  16. Shocking Pen

    No-one will steal your pen again

    Shocking Pen

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    £3.95

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    Trick your friends and family with this electric shocking pen! Next time someone asks you for a pen, there's hilarious fun to be had with this great gag. Click the top of the pen and watch as the shock hits their fingers! Comes supplied with 3 x AG3 batteries. Please note: this product emits an ele...
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  17. Laser Pen

    Pen, light, & laser pointer in one

    Laser Pen

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    £7.95
    If you are looking for a laser to torture your arch enemy as they lay bound and gagged....then unfortunately you've come to the wrong place. If however you are looking for a multifunction pen that has a built in laser diode and a blue LED then you've come to the right page! The 3 in 1 Laser pen is ...
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  18. Newtons Cradle

    Iconic office desk toy

    Newtons Cradle

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    £12.95
    Sir Isaac Newton was a genius before his time. Not only did he discover gravity, the laws of motion, and unravel the mysteries of physics, he also knew how to make a cracking office desk toy! Ok maybe not. The Newtons Cradle was actually introduced in 1968 (and not the 17th century) and this is an e...
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  19. Magic Wand Pencil

    Write your own spells

    Magic Wand Pencil

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    £4.95
    Being a witch or wizard is a common dream for many of us muggles, but without marrying someone from the other side, we have no chance of being invited to join in with all the fun. Don’t give up just yet though as we have found the Magic Wand Pencil - we've saved you a trip to Diagon Alley wit...
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  20. Mixed Messages Mug

    Make your own manic message

    Mixed Messages Mug

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    £11.95
    Mugs are boring and they need jazzing up! So here we have the Mixed Messages Mug – not only a vessel for your beverage it can carry an anonymous message of your choice. Write something inspiring or downright rude or even hold someone to ransom, the choice is yours! This typical white mug come...
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  21. Catapencil

    Made from 100% real twig!

    Catapencil

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    £4.95
    Who remembers Dennis the Menace? Now you can be just like him (minus the stripy jumper of course)! The Catapencil is the perfect school or office accessory for naughty boys and girls. It combines a classic catapult and a pencil and can be used to annoy teachers and colleagues when you're not using i...
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  22. Drumstick Pencils

    Live the rockstar dream

    Drumstick Pencils

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    £4.95
    You know the type of person, the type that picks up a pair of office pencils and does an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the photocopier. Pander to their fantasy with these perfectly formed drumstick pencils! Pretty self explanatory, you can...
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