Thankfully we’ve all moved on from the school playground rule, ‘whoever smelt it dealt it’. Now we’re grown-ups we’re old enough and mature enough to own up to our stinkiness!
So next time you feel the need for a triumphant trip to the loo and you know it’s going to be a stinker, there’s no better way to fess up for your crime than with this handy sign that’ll do admit it all on your behalf! Designed just like a warning sign, this yellow beacon lets everyone know to give the ceramic throne a wide berth for a little while. This novelty sign reads ‘Give It 10 Minutes’ (with a rather apt gas mask picture beneath) on one side, and ‘Deeply satisfying poo in progress’ written on the reverse.
Simply place it in the vicinity of the pong to give everyone plenty of warning of the stinky danger, saving your colleagues, friends and family the trouble of having to find out for themselves! Phew!