Excuses And Lies Book

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We all lie, anyone who says they don’t lie is a big fat liar. Sometimes it can’t be helped and sometimes telling a big stinking porker is an absolute necessity. According to scientists, lying has been part of our evolutionary survival tactics, just like when a child brings on the crocodile tears. It’s all lies! So it’s not a question of whether to lie but how to lie.

This nifty little book will teach you all the tricks of trade you need to become a compulsive liar without getting caught. Sometimes using the excuses “I have a headache” or “the parents are coming over” just isn’t enough to fool your friends. Luckily for you, this book comprises of many strange yet believable lies. Providing lines for all sorts of occasions and companions, the Excuses And Lies Book has all you need to know for all on demand lying needs.

Product Features

  • Tactical book of excuses and lies
  • 501 excuses and lies to choose from
  • Get yourself out of those awkward situations
  • Six chapters including
  • The workplace
  • Liked ones
  • Loved ones
  • Self-deceptions
  • Behaving badly
  • Famously infamous
  • Pocket sized
  • Measures approx. 15cm x 9cm x 1cm

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