There’s nothing worse than not being able to sleep when you know you have to be up in the next few hours. Especially when you could get to sleep if it wasn’t for that fat oaf next to you snoring the house down. You could try those silly straps to put over your nose, maybe attach a load of tennis balls to your back. Or you could buy something that will actually work, for both you and your snorer!
The Snorestopper is a small boxing glove attached to a wooden handle, perfect for the long distance punches. No more nights of tossing and turning in bed hopelessly trying to count sheep.
When a sly dig in the ribs won’t suffice, a Snorestopper in the face is twice as nice.