Stress Paul

When the deadline is looming and there isn't a hope in hell that you'll be finished on time, when your co-worker is chewing gum but is oblivious to the noise they are making, or when you can't find your car keys and you are already late, there's only one person you should turn to and that's Paul.

He is not the best listener, does not give good advice or won't even help to solve your problems. What he does do is allow you to squeeze him till you can't squeeze any more! When there's nothing more you can do and its all going wrong, take it out on Paul!