Flies, bees, wasps and spiders. Their existence on this planet is thought to be to help the pollination of flowers and plants or as a source of nutrition for birds and wildlife. We however think there is a more sinister agenda and that they are here to merely annoy us. The word ‘bug’ is actually quite an apt name, because as soon as the nice weather arrives (please god let us have one decent summer) you can be rest assured they’ll be ‘bugging’ us all. And what is it with wasps?! No matter how far or fast you run, and no matter how furiously we flap at them, they are never any further away than when we started!
Well it’s time to take back our summer. We should be able to lie out in the back garden without thinking “what the hell has just landed on my leg?!”
The Executioner Fly Swat is our weapon of choice against the evil army of insects. Styled as a tennis racket its strings can be electrically charged to give them the shock of their lives....literally.
Now when a wasp has a go you’ll be reaching for the bug zapper, shouting “bring it on my stinging nemisis!” and that goes for any other bug that tries to get brave! (Except ladybirds because that would be like hitting a girl, with glasses, with a sledge hammer!)