Apparently, if you are thirsty then your body is already dehydrated and urgently needs some form of liquid. However, diving into the local duck pond or passing river isn’t the quickest way to rehydrate your body. But this certainly is - the Thirst Extinguisher holds a massive 1.5 litres of water or whatever else you’d like to fill it with. It can be used to cool you down at a hot summer barbeque or to spice things up at a belting party. Just don’t use it as a real fire extinguisher, especially if you have filled with some form of alcohol.
When it comes to refilling everyone’s cup just simply pump the handle up and down. Not only is it a great way to siphon liquid to friends by squirting it directly into their mouths but it’s also an excellent talking point as it doesn’t fall into the average decanter category. Plus it comes with a wall bracket so fixing upon the wall as a treasured trophy is no problem.