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Bike Balls

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  • Alpha male testicular bike light
  • Fitted with powerful red LEDs
  • Ball swinging increases visibility
  • Three light modes – solid light/slow flashing/fast flashing
  • Turn them on and off with a squeeze
  • Made from water resistant silicone
  • Attach your saddle for a bobbing good ride
  • Powered by 2 x CR2032 batteries (not included)
  • Includes 2 x zip ties for semi-permanent installation
  • Measure approx. 16cm x 10cm x 4cm
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Reflective bike lights? They’re cool. Super powerful bike lights? We’re down with that. Bike balls that bob around as you ride? Now that’s what we’re talking about.

Possibly the world’s most ballsy bike light, these powerful red LED Bike Balls are a revolution in transport illumination! This scrotal masterpiece diffuses commuter tension like no other light we’ve ever seen before, bringing a smile or possible state of slight arousal as you pass by with your alpha danglers. As you might imagine, all you need to do is give them a good squeeze to turn them on and switch between light modes, giving you more than enough flashing opportunities.

Designed to attach to the undercarriage of your bicycle saddle, these waterproof silicone balls hang free and bob seductively as you ride, mounted securely enough that you won’t experience any wince-like dismounts, but they’re still super easy to take on and off when needed. So if you’re looking for something a little more wondrous than your average bike accessory, you’re bound to go nuts for these Bike Balls!

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