RED5 Books - How To Tell If Cat Plotting To Kill You
- Hilarious murderous cat book
- From Matt Inman, creator of theoatmeal.com
- Comics, guides and funny illustrations
- Bobcat comics
- Cat vs. the internet
- Kitty facts and instructional guides
- Great for cat lovers or potential owners
- Measures approx. 18cm x 22cm x 1cm
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With a language consisting of ‘purr’ ‘meow’ and ‘hisssss’ it’s sometimes hard to understand what your beloved feline is actually thinking. Worst case scenario, they might be plotting to kill you so this book will help you spot the early warning signs of a killer kitty.
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You takes you through a variety of cat issues from how to pet a kitty, all the way to the other end of the scale, how to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual. For example, if your cat is kneading you it’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. If your cat brings you a dead animal it’s not a gift. It’s a warning.
Each page is filled with colourful illustrations, hilarious comics and more than enough reasons to become terrified of cats for life. It's The New York Times number one best seller from the creative world of theoatmeal.com and even comes with a giant poster on How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You just in case your book is out of reach and a kitty attack is imminent.
- Great Advice! -Luckily I do not own a cat...If you do or know someone who does (so every one) I would buy this and save yourself. GREAT BUY!!